But before you get too excited about seeing Heidi Montag naked in the pages of Hugh Hefner’s rag … don’t. You’re not gonna see as much as you think.

Although she exposed plenty of skin during the shoot, Mrs. Spencer Pratt did cover up the girls. She’ll also featured on two covers, but won’t be nude.

SHHHH! Heidi Montag is a shameless fame whore who will relentlessly hype her Playboy shoot, yet won’t actually be getting naked as advertised.

So it appears that Spencer, the doctors that conduct her plastic surgery, and the cameramen from MTV are the only ones who get to see the real deal.

Then again, just be patient. Wait until The Hills goes off the air and she gets even more desperate for money and fame. You know that a time will come.

Spencer Pratt sex tape, anyone?